179 Wedding Puns That Are Knot to Be Missed

Weddings are the perfect blend of laughter, love, and two people promising to stick together through thick and thin. But why keep it all so serious? Adding a dash of humor with some wedding puns can really make your day stand out.

It’s all about love at first sight, and with the right puns, it’s laughter at first joke. Whether you’re saying ‘I do’ or just there for the ‘I doughnut want to miss this,’ puns ensure your big day is unforgettable.

The Ceremony: Vows and Howls of Laughter

1. Are we late for the wedding? No, we just arrived in the “nick of time.”
2. I wheelie love you,” said the bride to her cyclist groom.
3. “Our love is unbe-leaf-able,” they said under the tree-lined avenue.
4. “You have me feeling knot-ical,” declared the sailor to his spouse.
5. “You’ve stolen a pizza my heart,” admitted the groom to the bride at the altar.
6. “I’m soy into you,” whispered the vegan bride to her groom.
7. We’re a matcha made in heaven,” they both agreed during the vows.
8. Our love is electric,” buzzed the engineer to his partner, “current-ly and forever.
9. “Let’s avo-cuddle forever,” promised the health-conscious groom.
10. You’re the loaf of my life,” the baker said, promising a lifetime of happiness.
11. I’ve bean thinking how much I love you,” confessed the coffee enthusiast.
12. We’re mint to be,” they said, fresh and ready for their future together.
13. Olive you so much,” declared the chef, looking into their partner’s eyes.
14. “With this ring, I thee bread,” joked the baker, promising a life filled with treats.
15. You make miso happy,” they declared, sharing a love for Japanese cuisine.
16. Our love is purr-fect,” purred the animal lovers during their meow-vows.
17. “Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you,” said the groom, spicing up the ceremony.
18. “You’re my main squeeze,” the bartender declared, ready to mix their lives together.
19. “We’re on the right track, love’s train has just arrived,” chimed the railway enthusiast.
20. This love is gouda last forever,” the cheese aficionado promised, melting hearts.
21. I love you berry much,” said the farmer, promising a fruitful life together.
22. You auto-complete me,” the tech geek confessed, rebooting their vows.
23. “We’re a perfect pear,” they said, sharing their core values.

Bridal Party Puns: Aisle Walk You Through

1. Getting married is so stressful, it’s no wonder they call it an aisle.
2. Our love is veil-idated today!
3. Do these rings make us look engaged?
4. To the bride and groom – may your love be matcha made in heaven.
5. I can’t wait to altar my life with you.
6. This wedding is so beautiful, even the cake is in tiers.
7. I knew you were the one when you said, “I dew.”
8. Our wedding is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
9. Let’s make a toast to the bride and doom. Oops, I mean groom!
10. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s veil.
11. We’re a perfect match – just like cakes and icing.
12. Marriage is quite the adventure – it’s like an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.
13. At last – I’ve found someone who is both my anchor and my sail.
14. You had me at “Merlot”.
15. Here’s to love, laughter, and living happily ever crafter.
16. Let’s be each other’s first last kiss.
17. I promise to love you even when you’re 45 and still playing video games.
18. Let’s commit to each other and cause some treble.
19. May our lives be filled with late-night snacks and endless cuddles.
20. Here’s to a lifetime of stealing your fries.
21. I vow to always be by your side, or under you, or on top. Whatever you prefer.
22. You’re the WiFi to my internet.
23. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
24. We go together like copy and paste.

IV. Reception Wit: Toasts and Roasts

1. Let’s raise a glass to the couple who finally decided to get a-“wedd”!
2. It’s “mint” to be. Cheers to the couple who are so “mint” for each other!
3. “Olive” you so much. Here’s to growing old and wrinkly together!
4. May your love be “rare” and your arguments “well done”.
5. Let’s “taco” ’bout a perfect match!
6. I’m “wheelie” happy for you both. Here’s to rolling through life together!
7. May your life together be “egg“-cellent!
8. Here’s to love, laughter, and a “happily ever rafter”.
9. May your marriage be like a fine wine — getting better with age and not turning to vinegar!
10. “Donut” ever forget how much you love each other!
11. You two are “tea”-rific together!
12. Let’s “ketchup” in 50 years to see how saucy you two still are!
13. Cheers to the perfect “blend”!
14. Wishing you a lifetime of “smore” love and happiness.
15. You two are the “PB” to each other’s “J”!
16. “Avo”-cadoly ever after starts now!
17. May your love be as endless as your wedding playlist.
18. Here’s to a “bundt”-chanting life together!
19. Wishing you a “maize”-ing journey ahead, full of love and laughter.
20. It’s “thyme” to celebrate this “soup“-er couple!

First Dance Funnies: Step Up the Humor

When it comes to the first dance, let’s twirl our way into a whirlwind of giggles. Here’s to stepping lightly and laughing heartily!

1. When we said ‘in step with each other,’ I didn’t know we’d take it so literally!
2. Let’s rock and roll into this marriage – hopefully, without stepping on each other’s toes!
3. Our love is like a good salsa – spicy, saucy, and a little bit unpredictable.
4. I’ve got two left feet but I’d dance any dance with you.
5. They say marriage is a dance… Guess it’s time to show off our signature move: The Flawless Flounder.
6. Are we dancing or baking a cake? Because this sure feels like a recipe for sweetness.
7. Let’s Waltz our worries away and Tango into forever.
8. If our love story was a dance, it would be a mix between a cha-cha and a marathon.
9. This dance is just a ‘step’ towards our happily ever after.
10. Our first dance: where I try not to step on your toes and you pretend it’s choreographed.
11. Let’s swing into marriage with laughter in our steps and love in our hearts.
12. I’m so glad we’re in this two-step together, even if we occasionally trip over each other.
13. Just like in dancing, in marriage, we sometimes lead, sometimes follow, and always do it with love.
14. They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and occasionally on the dance floor.
15. Our rhythm might not be perfect, but our love keeps us in sync.
16. Here’s to the first dance of many, even if the next ones are in our kitchen.
17. May our life together be a dance – filled with spins, dips, and, most importantly, endless joy.
18. Here’s to a lifetime of dancing in the rain and finding our own beat to groove to.
19. May our marriage be a dance marathon – full of energy, excitement, and endurance.
20. Remember, if we ever get out of step, it’s just an opportunity to find a new rhythm together.
21. Let’s make every dance like our first: full of hope, love, and a bit of nervous excitement.

VI. Cake Cutting Capers: Slicing Up Laughs

1. “This cake is so beautiful, it’s a ‘tier-jerker’.”
2. “We’re a ‘match baked’ in heaven.”
3. “This cake cutting is a piece of ‘wedding cake walk’.”
4. “‘Slice’ to meet you, let’s eat cake!”
5. “Our love is ‘layered’ like this cake.”
6. “Cutting this cake without you would be a ‘crumby’ situation.”
7. “Let’s ‘tier’ it up with this wedding cake!”
8. “This cake is the ‘icing’ on our wedding day.”
9. “We’re not ‘sugar-coating’ our love, it’s this sweet!”
10. “‘Tier’ we go, into sweet matrimony!”
11. “Are we ‘cut out’ for this? Absolutely, bring on the cake!”
12. “This is our ‘first slice’ at married life.”
13. “Getting to this point was a ‘piece of cake’ with you by my side.”
14. “Our marriage will be ‘layered’ with happiness, starting with this cake.”
15. “‘Frosting’ our love with this beautiful cake.”
16. “Let’s ‘whisk’ away to happily ever after, one slice at a time.”
17. “This cake isn’t the only thing that’s ‘batter’ with you.”
18. ‘Slice, slice, baby‘—let’s dig in!
19. “Every ‘crumb’ of this cake is filled with love.”
20. “Here’s to a lifetime of ‘sweet’ moments like this.”
21. “Cutting this cake is just the ‘icing on the cake’ of our love story.”
22. “‘A piece of cake’ is how I describe falling in love with you.”
23. “Our love is as ‘deep’ as the layers in this cake.”
24. “Let’s ‘roll’ into married life with some cake!”
25. “This moment is ‘butter’ than I could have ever imagined.”

VII. The Honeymoon: Puns for Just the Two of You

1. Are we in Paris? Because Eiffel for you all over again.
2. Let’s make this trip un-pho-gettable, starting with Vietnamese food.
3. This suite is suite, but not as sweet as you.
4. Let’s take a Rome-antic walk through the city.
5. You’re the luggage to my carousel, I always pick you.
6. Our love is like this beach, beautiful and endless.
7. We mermaid for each other, right here on this coast.
8. This city’s sights are nice, but I’ve got the best view…you!
9. Are we at the ski resort? Because my heart just slalomed for you.
10. You’re the only room service I ever wanted.
11. Let’s make a pact, to always be each other’s co-pilots.
12. Our love is the greatest adventure, no map required.
13. Hiking with you, I’ve peaked.
14. Our love is like this road trip, exciting at every turn.
15. You and me, we’re in a long-term relation-ship.
16. Is it the altitude, or did you just take my breath away?
17. On this trip, I’ve packed my heart for you.
18. Let’s vow to always sea the world together.
19. Are you a cabana? Because you’ve got my beach heart covered.
20. We’re not lost, we’re on an extended honeymoon.
21. Let’s keep this love passport stamped forever.
22. With you, every moment is a destination.
23. You’re my favorite travel buddy, destination: forever.
24. You’re the jet to my lag, together we conquer the world.
25. Together, we’re more than tourists in love.

Tips for Incorporating Puns into Your Wedding

1. Ensure your wedding is knot your average party!
2. For invitations: “Let’s shell-ebrate our love together!”
3. On save-the-dates: “We’re getting married! No ifs, ands, or butts… unless it’s about the dance floor moves!”
4. Wedding program humor: “Our love story is one for the books…just wait till you see our dance moves!
5. At the entrance sign: “You’ve made it to our wedding; now let’s make it offici-alley amazing!”
6. On the welcome bags: “Thanks for coming. Let’s make some pour decisions tonight!”
7. For the ring bearer’s sign: “I’m just here for the rings and things.”
8. Use in the ceremony backdrop: “We decided on forever… but no backing out now!”
9. For cocktail hour signs: “Booze on the rocks, love on the spot!”
10. On the menu: “Let’s taco ’bout love!”
11. For table numbers: “Join table 5 for a little chive talking!”
12. On the guest book: “Help us script our future—sign your name!
13. Wedding favors: “Mint to be together forever.”
14. For the dance floor: “Watch us whip, watch us nae nae, now watch us tie the knot!”
15. Photo booth sign: “Strike a pose and let’s make this love official—hashtag it!
16. For the bar: “Sip happens, but as long as you’re with us, it’s a good time.”
17. On the dessert table: “Donut mind if I do… take two!”
18. Departure favors: “Olive you and thanks for coming!”
19. Send-off signs: “Let’s glow crazy in love as we send off the newlyweds!”
20. For thank you notes: “Thanks for bean here and spicing up our special day!

Conclusion: Who knew tying the knot could be so hilarious? With wedding puns, your big day will be filled with giggles and unforgettable moments. Let the fun begin!