170 Weather Puns & Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Whoever said forecasting couldn’t be fun clearly hasn’t indulged in the delightful world of weather puns! These nuggets of humor are like a burst of sunlight on a dreary day, effortlessly turning any frown upside down. Think of weather puns as a little bit of comedic relief that can brighten even the most overcast of moments.

They’re not just about making light of the weather; they’re a universal language of joy and laughter that everyone, regardless of age or background, can appreciate. Whether it’s a quip about the sun taking a day off or the wind being too tired to blow, there’s always a way to sprinkle a little bit of humor into our daily weather commentary.

So, let’s cloud our minds with glee and rain down some giggles – because when life gives you rainy days, why not find some weather puns to make the sun come out?

Sunny Disposition: Puns to Brighten Your Day

1. Don’t let the clouds get you down, there’s always a chance for sun.
2. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
3. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
4. If you want to shine like the sun, first burn like it.
5. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
6. Keep your face always toward the sunlight and shadows will fall behind you.
7. The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hip hooray!
8. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
9. The sun is like a giant nuclear power plant, except it doesn’t have any safety violations.
10. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.
11. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
12. Why was the sun so proud? Because it was a light to the world!
13. Why did the sun never go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
14. If you’re not a morning person, then the sun rising is just an inconvenient truth.
15. The sun is the king of all vitamin D providers: All hail the sun!
16. What did the sun say to the clouds? “Don’t be shady!”
17. Why is the sun so bright? Because it listens to its mother and eats its light beans!
18. What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses!
19. I wanted to be a sun for Halloween, but the costume was just too bright.
20. What do you call a sunburned man? A solar flare-up.
21. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many flare-ups!
22. When the sun drops, so does the temperate humor.
23. What’s the sun’s favorite chocolate? A Milky Way!
24. How does the sun listen to music? On its ray-dio!

When It Rains, It Pours: Rainy Day Humor

1. I used to be a raindrop. I’m over it now, but it was just a phase.
2. Why do raindrops never fight? Because they always drop it.
3. What’s a cloud’s favorite musical? Singin’ in the Rain!
4. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
5. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of bow? A rainbow!
6. Why do we never tell secrets on cloudy days? It might leak.
7. Rainy days really soak in the wisdom – everything is dew for thought.
8. Why was the storm so bad at playing cards? It always rained on everyone’s parade!
9. Why are rainy days so lazy? Because they have a lot of drizzle and not much sizzle.
10. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
11. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
12. Why did the cloud stay home? It was feeling under the weather.
13. I love it when it rains; it’s like the sky is throwing a shower for Earth.
14. Have you ever seen a cloud workout? It really likes to thunder-thigh its routine.
15. Why don’t rainy days ever catch you by surprise? Because they always give you a heads-up with showers.
16. Raincoats: Fashion’s way of telling the rain, “Not today, drops!”
17. Why did the cloud date the fog? It was love at first mist.
18. What’s a raindrop’s favorite game? Drip, drip, drop!
19. Why did the weather go to school? To get a little brighter!
20. Did you hear about the raindrop who went to the party? It went storming out!
21. Rainy days are just Earth’s way of washing off the dust of yesterday.
22. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; that’s what I call liquid sunshine!
23. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter after the rain.

A Whirlwind of Fun: Windy Weather Jokes

1. Don’t let the wind blow you away, unless it’s taking you to a funnier place!
2. Why are wind jokes so popular? They tend to circulate a lot!
3. When the wind picked up, I tried to catch it but it just blew over my head.
4. What did the tornado say to the sports car? “Wanna race?”
5. I told a wind joke, but it was too breezy for my friends to catch.
6. If you want to know the wind’s secrets, you just have to eavesdrop on the leaves.
7. Why is the wind such a good musician? It has its own flute section.
8. Ever heard the rumor going around about the wind? Never mind, it’s just airsay.
9. Some say wind turbines are huge fans of renewable energy.
10. I entered a wind impersonation contest. I blew them away.
11. My wind puns aren’t just funny, they’re a breath of fresh air.
12. I asked the wind for a joke, but it just whistled past me.
13. What’s a wind’s favorite movie? Gone with the Wind, for its uplifting story.
14. Why do winds hate playing cards? They always blow the game.
15. When the wind goes to a concert, it always gets backstage passes. It just breezes right through security!
16. Wind turbines might seem boring, but they’re actually big metal fans.
17. Why did the wind start a podcast? It wanted to air its views.
18. Why was the wind always calm? It just went with the flow.
19. What did one gust of wind say to the other? “Catch you on the flip side!”
20. Why did the wind break up with the sun? It needed more space to blow off steam.

Snow Jokes About It: Winter Weather Wit

1. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
2. What do you call an old snowman? Water!
3. I told my wife she was as beautiful as a snowflake and now she’s giving me the cold shoulder.
4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
5. Why did the snowman want a divorce? Because his wife was a total flake.
6. How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!
7. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
8. Why don’t snowmen like to go to school? Because they always get cold feet.
9. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle!
10. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
11. I used to be a snowman, but I got too wrapped up in my work.
12. Why did the snowman turn yellow? Because it’s all in the way you look at things!
13. Do you know what a snowman’s favorite game is? Ice spy!
14. Why do snowmen like living on the edge? Because they’re always on thin ice.
15. What does a snowman take when he’s sick? A chill pill!
16. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
17. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
18. I asked the snowman why he was reading carrots. He said he wanted to improve his eyes-berg.
19. Why don’t snowmen like fast food? Because it gives them frostbite!
20. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies!

Spring into Laughter: Seasonal Humor

1. When spring is in the air, it’s really nothing to sneeze at!
2. I tried to catch some fog last spring, but I mist.
3. Spring is here! I’m so excited I wet my plants.
4. Spring is the season when you can stand on your porch and watch your car rust in real-time.
5. Can February March? No, but April May!
6. Springtime flowers aren’t shy at all. They always come up and say “Hello daisy!”
7. What’s a sign that spring is on its way? Butterflies flutter by.
8. Spring: the season where you can trip on flat ground because you’re admiring the flowers.
9. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
10. The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.
11. Why was the gardener so busy over spring? Because his schedule was packed with thyme!
12. Spring cleaning is a great idea. Who else needs to sweep the cobwebs out of their New Year’s resolutions?
13. Why is spring the most daring season? Because April May March into June, boldly!
14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and it was almost spring!
15. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
16. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
17. I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. It’s the same feeling I get when spring finally arrives.
18. Why do birds fly south in the Spring? Because it’s way faster than walking!
19. What’s spring’s favorite kind of pick-up line? “May I a-dew you to a coffee?”
20. Why are spring jokes so good? Because they’re blooming hilarious!
21. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off in spring? It was on leaf.

Summer Lovin’: Hot Weather Hilarity

1. Don’t sweat it; summer just wants to make sure we’re all well-done friends!
2. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
3. This summer heat is no joke, but it does melt the ice pretty fast in a punch line.
4. Hot enough for you or should we turn up the summer puns a notch?
5. Why did summer catch so many followers? Because it’s absolutely scorching on social media!
6. If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the joke-tchen this summer.
7. Why do ice creams always carry an umbrella in summer? In case there are sprinkles!
8. Summer asked winter for a date, but winter froze it out.
9. Why don’t summers ever get lost? Because they always follow the sunny road.
10. Did you hear about the summer party? It was lit, thanks to the sun!
11. How does the sun listen to music? On the hottest playlist!
12. I tried to catch some fog in the summer, but I mist.
13. Summer’s favorite mode of transportation? A heatwave!
14. Why did the sun go to the therapist? It had too many flare-ups!
15. I was going to make a joke about summer heat, but it was too hot to handle.
16. What does summer drink to stay cool? Iced tea-hee-hee!
17. My summer plans? I’m going to make some waves.
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for the summer picnic!
19. What’s summer’s favorite letter? It’s gotta be ‘I’ for ice cream!
20. Why was the computer overheating? It left its Windows open in summer!
21. I asked summer to hang out, but it said it was too cool for me.

Cloudy with a Chance of Giggles: Overcast Humor

1. Why do clouds never go on dates? Because they’re always raining on each other’s parade!
2. I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
3. Do you know why clouds are so rich? Because they have big savings in the cloud bank!
4. What did one cloud say to another? Don’t worry, we’ll weather this together!
5. Why are clouds such bad liars? Because they can’t keep anything they say under wraps!
6. Did you hear about the cloud who became a famous artist? He had a cirrus flair for color!
7. Why did the cloud apply for a job? He heard the company had great benefits, like sky-high opportunities!
8. What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderwear!
9. I asked a cloud if it could play music, but it just thundered in response.
10. Why do clouds love elevator music? Because it lifts their spirits!
11. What do you call a cloud who is a drama queen? A storm in a teacup!
12. Did you know clouds are great at making jokes? They always have a silver lining!
13. Why don’t clouds make good business partners? They tend to evaporate when things heat up!
14. Why did the cloud stay home from school? It felt a little foggy.
15. What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Hail ale!
16. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It needed its space!
17. How do clouds keep their hair in place? With a mist of hairspray!
18. Why do clouds make terrible spies? They always let things leak!
19. What do you call a cloud that’s always negative? A naysun!
20. Why was the cloud always so stressed? It had too much on its cirrus.

So, we’ve breezed through every kind of weather pun under the sun, from the ones that make you feel warm and sunny inside to the ones that crackle with the electricity of a good storm. Weather puns, dear friends, are not just about making light of the rain or snow; they’re about finding that silver lining on a cloudy day and bringing a sprinkle of joy into our lives. Let’s face it, life can sometimes feel a bit overcast, a little too much of the same old drizzle, but it’s these moments of shared laughter and light-heartedness that can turn the tide.

Remember, every cloud has a pun lining, and it’s up to us to find it. So, the next time life gives you fog, make jokes about not seeing the point! Let weather puns be the rainbow in your cloud, and never underestimate the power of a well-timed weather joke to brighten someone’s day. After all, a day without laughter is a day wasted, and who says we can’t find humor in the forecast?