173 The Last of Us Puns That Are Post-apocalyptic Fun

Surviving the apocalypse requires more than just guns and canned food; you need a sense of humor too. That’s where The Last of Us puns come in handy. They’re the perfect blend of levity in a world overrun by clickers and chaos.

Think of them as a little light in the darkness. After all, laughter can be as essential as a well-placed shiv. It’s about finding the funny in the fungal, because who says you can’t crack a smile while crafting a Molotov cocktail?

Fungal Funnies: Clicker Comedy That’ll Make You Groan

1. Why don’t Clickers start a band? Because they always end up eating the drummer!
2. What do you call a Clicker in a closet? Dead space storage!
3. I tried to tell a joke to a Clicker, but it went over his head. Guess it was too high-brow for him!
4. What’s a Clicker’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
5. Why did the Clicker refuse to use a smartphone? He couldn’t find the right fungi print!
6. How do Clickers like their steak? Well done, with a side of brains.
7. Why did the Clicker break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too clingy!
8. What’s a Clicker’s favorite song? Can’t Help Falling in Love with Chew.
9. Why don’t Clickers write memoirs? Because their lives are too spore-adic!
10. Why did the Clicker go to school? To improve his fungi-nancial skills!
11. How do Clickers organize a party? They plan a spore-tacular event!
12. What do you call a group of Clickers in a hot tub? A soup-er spreader event!
13. Why can’t Clickers play cards? Because they always eat the hearts!
14. What’s a Clicker’s least favorite weather? Sunny, because it’s not moldy enough!
15. Why did the Clicker join the orchestra? Because he had a talent for decomposing!
16. What do Clickers wear to a formal event? A mush-room suit!
17. Why are Clickers bad at keeping secrets? They tend to blurt out everything!
18. What do Clickers do when they’re sad? They just mulch on!
19. Why did the Clicker get a job at the bakery? He heard they needed help with the crust!
20. Why don’t Clickers like fast food? Because they prefer a slow, creeping meal!

III. Joel’s Jests: Dad Humor in a Post-Apocalyptic World

1. Why don’t we play cards in the apocalypse? Too many jokers out there looking for a spade!
2. What’s Joel’s favorite dessert? Berry survivor pie!
3. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
4. What do you call a post-apocalyptic comedian? A fungi to be with!
5. Why did the Scavenger go to the party? Because he heard it was the end of the world!
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
7. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
8. What did the infected mushroom say to Joel? You’re a fun guy to be around.
9. Why don’t clickers need to go shopping? They always pick up something when they’re out!
10. Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve!
11. Why do Clickers hate jokes? Because they always go over their heads!
12. What’s Joel’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
13. Why did Joel take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
14. How does Joel find his way in the dark? He follows the light at the end of the tunnel vision.
15. Why did the apocalypse survivor stay calm during the heist? Because he’s seen worse lootings.
16. I asked Joel if he had a book on survival. He said, “Yes, but I’m trying to live through it first!”
17. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.
18. What do you call a group of musical survivors? The Band of the Hand.
19. Why don’t we tell secrets in the apocalypse? Because the walls have ears, and the Clickers have better hearing!
20. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
21. Why did Joel refuse to play poker with the Clickers? He heard they were a bunch of cheaters.
22. What’s Joel’s least favorite type of music? Heavy metal – it attracts too much attention!

Ellie’s Zingers: Sharp as Her Knife and Twice as Funny

1. Why don’t they play cards in the apocalypse? Too many jokers out in the world already.
2. What do you call a post-apocalyptic comedian? A fun-guy.
3. How do you apologize in The Last of Us? With shivs and sorrys.
4. Why did Joel refuse to use Google Maps? He didn’t want to end up Clicker bait.
5. What’s Ellie’s favorite snack? Joke-late bars.
6. Why can’t you play hide and seek with Ellie? Because good luck hiding when everything’s already fallen apart.
7. What do you call it when Ellie steals your comic book? A Last of pun-us.
8. Why did the infected go to school? To get a little more cultured.
9. How do survivors organize a party? They planet.
10. Why did Ellie refuse to join the swimming team? Because swimming in spore-infested waters is no joke.
11. What’s Ellie’s favorite game? Truth or explosive arrow.
12. Why don’t infected use smartphones? They can’t find any Wi-Fungus hotspots.
13. What do you call an optimistic survivor? A Last of Uss-half-full kinda person.
14. Why was the guitar teacher arrested in the apocalypse? For fingering A-minor chord too loudly near a Clicker nest.
15. How does Ellie find her way in the dark? She follows the glowing personality.
16. What’s an infected’s favorite type of music? Mushroom rock.
17. Why did Ellie start a gardening blog? To share her tips on avoiding spores and more.
18. What do you get when you cross an infected with a joke? A sick punchline.
19. Why do Clickers hate knock-knock jokes? Because they always fall apart at the punchline.
20. What’s Ellie’s least favorite vegetable? A runner bean.
21. Why are jokes banned in the apocalypse? Laughing out loud attracts too much attention.
22. Why did the survivor stay calm during the ambush? Because panic was not in his crafting recipe.

Post-apocalyptic Puns: Bringing Light to the Darkest Times

1. When the world ends, it’s not the end of the world for humor!
2. Trying to find a joke in the apocalypse? Now that’s what I call scavenging!
3. I asked a Clicker for a joke, but it just left me hanging.
4. Electricity may be scarce, but our puns are always shockingly funny!
5. Apparently, in the apocalypse, canned food and bad puns are both non-perishable.
6. Do zombies use conditioner? Only when they want to avoid dead ends!
7. Why did the survivor stay calm? Because panic was out of stock!
8. My favorite post-apocalyptic genre? Dark comedy, naturally.
9. Even in ruins, you can still find puns cemented in history.
10. If laughter is the best medicine, are we all just looking for a pun-icillin?
11. Guard: “Stop, who goes there?” Me: “Just a pun-thusiast looking for some light humor!”
12. Avoiding Clickers is tough, but avoiding bad puns is even harder!
13. The apocalypse: where every day is a brew-tal coffee without milk.
14. In a world without GPS, all our jokes are off the map!
15. Why don’t zombies like fast food? It’s too hard to catch!
16. If you think about it, post-apocalyptic fashion is really just “rag-tag.
17. When they said “survival of the fittest,” I didn’t know they meant who could tell the best puns.
18. Post-apocalyptic cooking tip: A little humor is the spice of life.
19. Laughter in the apocalypse? That’s survival of the wittiest.
20. Why did the post-apocalyptic party fail? Because the DJ was a bit of a drag… ghoul.

Crafting Laughs: DIY Jokes for the Resourceful Survivor

1. Why did the survivor bring a pencil to the apocalypse? In case they wanted to draw their own conclusions.
2. How do you organize a post-apocalyptic party? You planet.
3. What do you call an optimistic survivor? Someone with a can-do attitude.
4. Why don’t survivors play cards anymore? Too many jokers in the deck.
5. How do crafters say hello? “Nice to patch you up!”
6. What’s a survivor’s favorite type of music? Anything but heavy metal—it attracts too much attention.
7. Why are scissors considered the most trustworthy tool? They always make the cut.
8. What do you call a group of survivors who stick together? Glue.
9. Why did the survivor keep his crafting table tidy? He believed in keeping his friends close and his anemones closer.
10. How do survivors stay fit? By doing daily cross-bow training.
11. What did the shoe say to the survivor? “I’m with you every step of the way.”
12. Why did the survivor carry a map? Because you can’t GPS your way out of a moral dilemma.
13. What’s a survivor’s favorite type of bread? Anything that’s not moldy.
14. Why was the lamp a bad crafting choice? It just couldn’t hold a candle to other supplies.
15. How do survivors keep their humor? By not letting the despair duct tape their mouths shut.
16. Why are survivors good at reading maps? They’ve got lots of practice finding the humor in desperate situations.
17. What’s a survivor’s least favorite game? Hide and seek—too risky.
18. How do survivors stay cool? By standing next to the chillest people they know.
19. Why did the survivor always carry a book? For when they needed to escape reality, but their feet were too tired to run.
20. How do you know if a survivor is a good cook? They’re great at making something out of nothing.

The Infected’s Idioms: Humor That’s Contagiously Funny

1. Why did the Clicker start a band? Because it had great fungi-tar skills!
2. What’s a Runner’s favorite type of music? Rock and mold!
3. Why don’t Infected make good chefs? Because everything they cook turns to shrooms!
4. How do you organize a party in the quarantine zone? You planet!
5. What did the Clicker say to the Bloater? “You blow my mind!”
6. Why did the Infected go to school? To improve their people skills!
7. Why don’t Clickers play cards? Too many spores in the deck!
8. What do you call a group of singing Infected? A fungus choir!
9. Why was the Clicker always lost? It couldn’t find its mapping fungi!
10. What’s an Infected’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
11. How do Infected spice up their meals? With a dash of scream seasoning!
12. Why did the Bloater refuse to diet? It didn’t want to lose its spore figure!
13. What do you call an optimistic Infected? A fun-guy!
14. Why was the Infected comedian so popular? Because his jokes were an infection of laughter!
15. What’s a Cordyceps’s favorite book? “Great Ex-spore-tations”!
16. How do Infected stay fit? By doing the spore-run!
17. What do you call an Infected who loves to travel? A globe-trotter fungus!
18. Why was the Clicker always so itchy? Because it had mushroom for improvement!
19. What’s the Infected’s motto? “Seize the night, for tomorrow we spore!”
20. Why did the Infected win the game? Because it had a killer instinct!

Surviving with Smiles: How Humor Helps in The Last of Us Universe

1. Why don’t Clickers write tests? Because they always get caught cheating!
2. Did you hear about the Firefly who became a comedian? He’s now lighting up stages instead of shivs!
3. How does Joel find jeans that fit? He goes to the post-apocalypstitch!
4. Why did the Scavenger go to the party? Because he heard it was the end of the world!
5. What do you call an optimistic Infected? A Fun-guy!
6. Why don’t survivors play cards? Because someone always ends up drawing a Spore!
7. What’s Ellie’s favorite dessert? Joel-ly ranchers!
8. How do Clickers spice up their relationships? With more screaming.
9. Why did the Survivor refuse to leave his home? He said he’d stick it out until he was the Last of Us!
10. What do you get when you cross a Runner with a joke? A fun-gal infection!
11. Why was the Bloater so calm? Because it had already let everything out!
12. How does Ellie stay so positive? With a little bit of Ellie-tude!
13. What’s a Clicker’s favorite song? “Fungus Among Us” by the Beetles!
14. Why don’t Infected make good musicians? Because they can’t hold a note, they just click!
15. What did the Survivor say during the ambush? “This is the Last of Me!”
16. Why are quarantined zones so dull? Because they lack culture… except fungal!
17. What do you call a Joel who can’t make decisions? Joel-untary indecisive!
18. Why did the Survivor start a gardening business? To grow more Outlasts!
19. Why did the Infected go to therapy? To work on its attachment issues!
20. What do you call a group of comedic Infected? A laugh outbreak!
21. How do you organize a party in The Last of Us? You don’t, you just survive the surprise ones!

Even amid chaos, The Last of Us proves laughter is key to survival. These puns aren’t just for laughs—they highlight our heroes’ humanity and resilience. Remember, a smile is just as vital as a shiv in these dark times.