171 Thanksgiving Puns That Will Stuff You with Laughter

Who says Thanksgiving can’t be filled with laughter alongside heaps of delicious food? Injecting some thanksgiving-puns into your holiday can turn any gathering into a hilariously memorable feast.

It’s about sharing joy and gratitude, yes, but a well-placed pun can also serve up laughs as warm and satisfying as your grandma’s famous pumpkin pie. So, let’s carve into some humor this Turkey Day!

Gobble Up These Turkey Day Quips

1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. How did the turkey quit smoking? It just quit “cold turkey.”
3. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
4. Why did the turkey cross the table? To get to the other sides!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
6. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? It wanted to hatchet!
8. Have you ever heard of the turkey that could play soccer? It was a great goal gobbler!
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite musical instrument? The drumsticks, of course!
10. Why don’t turkeys trust anyone? Because they always suspect fowl play!
11. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
12. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite black and white movie? To Kill a Mockingbird!
14. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a turkey!
15. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
16. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? The best leftover ever!
17. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite snack? Crackling cornbread.
19. Why did the turkey get arrested? For using fowl language!
20. Did you hear about the turkey that got into a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of it!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
22. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
23. How does a turkey introduce its girlfriend? As my “feather” half!

Sweet Potato Puns to Yam About

1. Why did the sweet potato stop running? It couldn’t keep up with the yams!
2. What do you call a sweet potato that’s into jazz? A yam session!
3. Why do sweet potatoes make good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled.
4. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin? “I yam what I yam!”
5. Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the yam? Because it was bashful!
6. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato with a computer? A tech-savvy yam.
7. Why did everyone like the sweet potato? Because it was sweet, of course!
8. What’s a sweet potato’s favorite movie? The Silence of the Yams.
9. Why don’t sweet potatoes ever get lost? Because they always take the root!
10. What do you call a sweet potato that’s a comedian? A yamster of ceremonies!
11. Why did the sweet potato win the race? It had the fastest spud speed.
12. What’s a sweet potato’s life philosophy? To live and let yam.
13. Why was the sweet potato a good friend? Because it always lent an ear.
14. What do you call a sweet potato wearing glasses? A smarty yams!
15. Why did the sweet potato get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
16. What do sweet potatoes say when they do something amazing? “Yamazing!”
17. Why did the sweet potato go to the party? To get mashed!
18. What do you call a sweet potato that’s into fashion? A glam yam.
19. Why are sweet potatoes never sad? Because they’re always in a yammy mood!
20. What’s a sweet potato’s favorite dance move? The mash potato!
21. Why did the sweet potato refuse to box? It didn’t want to get mashed.
22. What’s a sweet potato’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
23. Why did the sweet potato cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!

Cranberry Sauce Wit: Zesty Laughs

1. “Don’t let anyone tell you you’re too old for cranberry sauce. It’s always berry relevant!”
2. “Why did the cranberry sauce blush? Because it saw the turkey dressing!”
3. “I’m not saying I don’t like my family, but I do find myself more thankful for the cranberry sauce.”
4. “Cranberry sauce is always in a jellied state. Must be nice to be so chill during the holidays!”
5. “If you don’t like cranberry sauce, you’re just not berry well-rounded.”
6. “Some people spread rumors, but I’d rather spread cranberry sauce.”
7. “Making cranberry sauce is a lot like life – it’s all about finding the right balance.”
8. “Cranberry sauce – the only acceptable way to add a little tartness to your Thanksgiving!”
9. “Why was the cranberry sauce upset? Because it was always in a jam!”
10. “Cranberry sauce: Because every turkey needs a good wingman!”
11. “Cranberry sauce is the only thing that can unite both sides of the table.”
12. “Eating cranberry sauce is a way of getting sauced without the hangover.”
13. “You know you’ve made too much cranberry sauce when you can use leftovers for lipstick.”
14. “Just a spoonful of cranberry sauce helps the turkey go down!”
15. “Cranberry sauce – because life can always use a little extra zest!”
16. “They should have a cranberry sauce flavored lip balm. Imagine kissing with that tang!”
17. “The only thing more bitter than cranberry sauce is having to leave the Thanksgiving table.”
18. “Cranberry sauce, the unsung hero of Thanksgiving, always there to cover up your dry turkey!”
19. “I’d join a band called ‘The Cranberries,’ but we’d only play saucy hits.”
20. “Why do we cook with cranberry sauce? Because it’s berry versatile!”

Feast on These Stuffing and Gravy Giggles

1. Why did the stuffing go to therapy? It needed to get all of its feelings unstuffed.
2. Gravy train of thought: Smooth, rich, and impossible to derail at dinner.
3. Let’s talk turkey: Stuffing is really the inside scoop on Thanksgiving.
4. Why was the gravy blushing? It saw the turkey dressing!
5. Stuffing’s motto: A little filler goes a long way towards making things deliciously interesting.
6. Ever hear about the rebellious stuffing? It decided to go against the grain.
7. Gravy’s life advice: Pour yourself into what you love, no matter how messy it gets.
8. What do you call an overachieving stuffing? Breadwinner of the feast.
9. Why did the stuffing get promoted? It was seasoned in all the right ways.
10. If gravy could talk: “Trust me, I’ve got everything covered.”
11. Stuffing’s secret? It’s the spice of life packed into a tight space.
12. What’s a gravy’s favorite dance move? The smooth pour.
13. Why is stuffing the best comedian? It knows how to fill in the punchline.
14. Gravy’s philosophy: A little drizzle dispels a lot of drab.
15. Stuffing’s dating advice: It’s what’s on the inside that counts.
16. The gravy’s motto for getting through tough times: Just keep simmering.
17. Why do we always invite stuffing to the party? It knows how to loaf around.
18. Gravy’s fitness tip: Stay whisked, not whipped.
19. Stuffing’s favorite game? Hide and seek. It’s always hidden but always found.
20. Why did the stuffing start a blog? To share the filling news.
21. What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes? “I think we blend well together.”
22. Why is stuffing always the life of the party? Because it knows how to spice things up!

Pie Puns That Whip Up Laughter

1. Don’t worry, pie’m sure we’ll have a great Thanksgiving!
2. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about with our pies.
3. This pie is so good, it’s crust what I needed!
4. Oh my gourd, these pies are unbe-leaf-able!
5. You want a piece of me? Only if it’s pie!
6. I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.
7. Our family’s Thanksgiving motto: A pie for a pie.
8. Keep calm and berry on with more pie.
9. Pie love you berry much!
10. This Thanksgiving, let’s raise some fillings with pie!
11. Life is short, just like this pie crust.
12. Remember, every pie has its thorn…berry.
13. A slice a day keeps the gloom away.
14. Pie’m feeling very grateful for dessert.
15. Let’s crust and make up with a pie on the table.
16. Pie think we’re going to need a bigger table.
17. Whipping up laughter, one slice at a time.
18. Is it pie-sible to have too much dessert?
19. Nothing says th-ankhs-giving like a pie did.
20. Pie-ase pass the whipped cream!
21. After this feast, we’re all part of the clean plate pie-club.
22. Let’s make this a November to rem-pie-mber.
23. Pie don’t know about you, but I’m thankful for pie.
24. Pie-ning for more after that delicious slice!
25. This pie is the apple of my pie.

Corny Cob Jokes for the Thanksgiving Table

1. Why did the corn stalks start a band? Because they had the ears for music!
2. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music? Pop music!
3. Why don’t corn secrets ever stay hidden? Because they always end up in ears!
4. What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel Corn!
5. Why was the corn cob a good listener? Because it was all ears!
6. What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Ear-th Day!
7. Why did the corn go to jail? For stalking the ears!
8. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?
9. How do you make a corn statue laugh? Give it an ear-tickle!
10. Why was the corn so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why did the scarecrow become friends with the corn? Because they had great stalks together!
12. What’s a corn’s favorite game? Hide and ear-seek!
13. What do you call a corn who’s a detective? An ear-resistible spy!
14. What did the corn say when it received a compliment? “Aww, shucks!”
15. Why couldn’t anyone compete with the corn in a race? It was unbe-leaf-ably fast!
16. What did one ear of corn say to the other about their relationship? “I’m all ears for you!”
17. Why was the corn always lost? Because it kept turning at every earner!
18. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing, but the corn didn’t care because it was already husked!
19. What do you call an alert and watchful corn? Ear-gent!
20. Why did the corn get promoted? Because it was a-maize-ing at its job!

Leftover Laughs: Puns for Days After

1. Don’t go bacon my heart with those leftover sandwiches!
2. These leftovers are about to get a “reheat” performance.
3. Let’s “wrap” up these leftovers and call it a meal encore.
4. Is it too “stuffy” in here, or is that just the Tupperware talking?
5. Leftovers again? Talk about a “repeat” performance!
6. Keep calm and curry on with those leftover veggies.
7. “Fridge” benefits include midnight snacks of leftovers.
8. I’m “stuffed” with stuffing, even on the second round.
9. (“Plate”)ing it safe with leftovers tonight!
10. Reheating our relationship with these leftovers.
11. These leftovers are “spudding” up again!
12. Who’s ready for a “second helping”? Leftovers are calling!
13. Leftover pie? That’s a “flaky” argument.
14. I’ve got a “casserole” lot of love for these leftovers.
15. We’re on a roll, reheating these dinner rolls again!
16. “Tupper” where our hearts are, in the fridge with leftovers.
17. Leftovers: Because we love a “meal-prequel.”
18. “Souper” excited for leftover soup!
19. These leftovers are “gravy” train to flavor town.
20. Just “relish”ing in the joy of Thanksgiving leftovers.
21. “Yam” I glad to see these sweet potatoes again!

And there you have it, a cornucopia of Thanksgiving puns that promise to bring joy and chuckles to your holiday table. Remember, it’s not just about the feast, but the laughter and memories we create. Happy Thanksgiving!