168 Royal Puns That Are Fit for a King or Queen

Ready to traverse the kingdom of laughter where puns rule the land and jest is the law of the realm? Our royal expedition promises a courtly chuckle, making even the most stoic knights crack a smile.

From the highest towers to the deepest dungeons, every corner of this kingdom thrives on wit. So, polish your crowns and prepare your chuckles; it’s time to let the royal puns roll and declare, “Long live the jest!

Crown Jewels of Comedy: Top Royal Puns You Can’t Resist

1. Have you heard about the king who’s also a magician? He’s the ruler of sleight.
2. Why do royals always draw straight lines? Because they’re the rulers!
3. I bought a book on royal ships, it’s my crowning yacht achievement.
4. Why was the royal family so good at chess? Because they always knew how to checkmate!
5. Did you hear about the monarch who loved doughnuts? He was known for his reign of terror-misu and glaze of glory.
6. The prince started a band called “The Ruling Stones”, they’re quite the monarchs of rock.
7. Why do kings and queens never fart in public? Because they have private toots!
8. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown polished!
9. What kind of music do royal ghosts enjoy? Soul and reggae-nce!
10. Why was the queen a great boxer? Because she had a royal right hook!
11. Why don’t royals write with pencils? Because they prefer the pen is mightier than the sword!
12. I saw a royal on a scooter, now that’s what I call nobility on mobility.
13. What’s a monarch’s favorite type of story? A fairy tale of two cities: the capital and the castle.
14. Why was the king always calm? Because he had his throne of serenity.
15. What do you call an indifferent monarch? A sov-eh-reign.
16. Did you hear about the monarch who opened a bakery? It’s a new era of pie and prosperity!
17. The queen’s favorite kitchen gadget is the royal blender. It’s perfect for making smoothie transitions.
18. Why are royal decrees so sharp? They come with a cutting-edge seal.
19. Did you hear about the royal fish? He’s known as the king of the sea-zar salad.
20. Why do royals always seem to break their phones? Because they keep pressing the home button!
21. What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation? Reign!
22. The knight couldn’t attend the round table, he needed knight off.
23. Why do royal stories always captivate us? Because they’re full of crowning achievements and noble deeds!

III. Knights of Humor: Hilarious Knighthood and Chivalry Puns

1. Why did the knight buy an owl? Because he needed a bird that was good at knight-owls!
2. What do you call a knight who is scared to fight? Sir Render.
3. Why did the knight always lose at chess? Because he was always on his horse!
4. What do you call it when a knight hits you with a stick? A knightstick encounter.
5. Why don’t medieval knights ever get locked out? Because they always carry their keys-ter with them.
6. Why was the knight always so calm? Because nothing could armor him.
7. Why did the knight go to the new restaurant in town? To see if the food was fit for a king!
8. What do you call a knight who is afraid of the dark? Sir Candles-a-lot.
9. How do knights communicate? They use chain mail!
10. What’s a knight’s favorite fish? Swordfish, of course!
11. Why did the knight start a bakery? He wanted to make dough in a knightly manner.
12. What do you call a knight who tells jokes? Sir Laughs-a-lot.
13. Why are knights great at cleaning? They always leave the place spotless, down to the last detail.
14. What’s a knight’s favorite game? Knights and crosses.
15. Why did the knight refuse to fight dragons anymore? He got tired of dragon his feet.
16. What do you get when you cross a knight and a mystery? A Sir Lock Holmes.
17. Why couldn’t the knight read the book about chivalry? Because he had lost his page!
18. What do you call a fashionable group of knights? The Knights of the Round Tablecloth.
19. Why was the knight always soothe? Because he had a lot of patience in battles.
20. Why don’t knights use pocket watches? Because they believe in “watching” over the kingdom!
21. How do knights prefer their steak? On a knight platter!

IV. Castle of Chuckles: Funny Royal Residence Puns

1. Why did the castle go to therapy? It had too many batty issues!
2. What do you call an organized castle? A tidy fortress!
3. I tried to catch some fog around the castle, but I mist.
4. Why don’t castles get lost? Because they always stay in one knight’s place!
5. What’s a castle’s favorite game? Board and knights!
6. Why was the castle always cold? It had too many drafts!
7. The castle was book smart; it had thousands of stories.
8. Why was the castle so slippery? Because it was filled with moat-ion!
9. What’s a castle’s favorite song? “Moat by Moat” by Otis Redding!
10. Why do castles make great detectives? They always keep an eye out from their towers!
11. What do you call a castle that’s a good liar? Deceptive battlements!
12. Why was the castle always ready? It was built to turret!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite room in a castle? The living room!
14. Why do castles hate fast food? Because they prefer towers that take ages to build!
15. Why did the castle get along well with everyone? It had great ramparts!
16. Why didn’t the castle ever get played in chess? It was considered a rook-ie!
17. What did the castle say to the skyscraper? You may be taller, but I’m more fortified!
18. Why are castles bad at hiding? Because they always stand out in the landscape!
19. What’s a castle’s least favorite weather? A reign storm!
20. Why did the castle start a podcast? To have airwaves!
21. Why are castles so good at chess? They always have their knights in order!

Regal Riddles: Clever Puns Fit for a Monarch

1. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked!
2. What do you call a royal fish? The prince of Wales.
3. Why was the queen a good musician? Because she had a regal tone!
4. What do you get when you cross a bird and a monarch? A crow-n!
5. How do royalty keep their hair in place? With a throne comb.
6. What’s a monarch’s favorite cereal? King Vitamins!
7. Why did the king sit on his scepter? To stay on top of things.
8. What do you call an artistic monarch? A ruler of drawing!
9. Why don’t kings and queens get cold? Because they have so many layers of court!
10. What game do royal fish like? Salmon says.
11. Why did the queen go to space? To visit the Milky Way’s monarchy.
12. What’s a monarch’s favorite type of music? Crown rock.
13. Why was the royal report card so good? It was full of straight rulers.
14. What do you call a monarch who walks everywhere? The walking rule.
15. Why do monarchs make terrible comedians? They can’t stand being commoners!
16. What’s a king’s favorite drink? Royal tea.
17. Why was the prince bad at basketball? He always missed his court!
18. What do you call an insect monarch? A bee-king!
19. Why did the monarch refuse to speak? He didn’t want to give away his reign of thought.
20. What do you call a fashionable monarch? A trendsetter on the throne.
21. Why do kings and queens carry umbrellas? For reigny days.

Jester’s Jokes: The Role of Humor in the Royal Court

1. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked!
2. How do you know if a joke is suitable for a royal court? It comes with a noble laugh!
3. What do you call a monarchy’s funny bone? The heir to the throne!
4. Why do jesters always carry a map? In case they need to navigate through a joke!
5. What’s a king’s favorite kind of music? Rock and royal!
6. Why was the queen a great comedian? She was always in fine jest!
7. How do royal fish laugh? By saying “Koi, Koi”!
8. What did the prince say about the ghost joke? It was hauntingly funny!
9. Why did the jester get promoted? He was outstanding in his fooling!
10. What’s the difference between a knight and a pun? One fights with swords, the other slays with words!
11. Why was the royal cat so funny? Because it was a purr-ince!
12. How do jesters like their eggs? Jester-size!
13. What did the king say after hearing a great joke? “Throne more at me!”
14. Why don’t royal secrets make good jokes? Because they always get crowned!
15. What do you call it when a king and queen have a laugh-off? A royal giggle gala!
16. Why was the medieval party so lively? Because it was a knight to remember!
17. What did the jester say to the sad prince? “You need to lighten up your heir!”
18. Why are royal jokes so good? They come with a seal of approval!

VII. Royal Weddings: Puns That Celebrate Matrimony in Majesty

1. When royals get married, it’s not just a union, it’s a reign-bow connection.
2. At a royal wedding, you can feel the monarch-y butterflies.
3. Why did the prince get married in the spring? He wanted his bride to be his May queen.
4. Did you hear about the royal wedding? It was a crowning ceremony of love.
5. The king’s wedding cake was so big because it had to be layered in nobility.
6. Why are royal weddings so good? They always end with a happily ever aster.
7. Royal weddings are never sad, because they always end with a reign of joy.
8. The queen’s new dress was a total stitch in thyme for the wedding.
9. At their wedding, the prince and princess promised to love each other in sickness and in health, until death do us part.
10. Why do royal couples always seem to soar? Because their love gives them wings.
11. Have you heard about the royal dance? It’s a ball of a time.
12. The princess loved her wedding ring, it was a gem of a choice.
13. Why are royal weddings so elaborate? Because they can’t help but castle in luxury.
14. When the prince found his bride, he knew she was the crown jewel of his life.
15. The royal wedding was like a fairy tale, complete with a chariot ride at midnight.
16. The king said his marriage was rock solid, quite literally, thanks to the castle they live in.
17. At the royal wedding, the vows were so moving, even the statues in the garden shed a tear.
18. The royal couple’s love story was no jest, but their wedding was filled with jest and jollity.
19. Why do royals have such grand weddings? Because love is the one thing they can’t abdi-cake.
20. The royal wedding was nothing short of a pageant, where love was the grand prize.



VIII. Historical Hilarity: Puns Inspired by Famous Royals

1. Did Henry VIII have a favorite arcade game? Ye olde Whack-a-Monk.
2. What’s Queen Elizabeth I’s favorite type of music? Tudor rock.
3. Why did the sun never set on the British Empire? Because even the sun was too scared to mess with Queen Victoria.
4. How do you know if King Arthur is up for a party? He starts round-tabling ideas.
5. Why was the Pharaoh boastful? Because he Sphinx he’s the best.
6. What did Marie Antoinette say to the baker? Let them eat brioche!
7. Why did King Louis XIV never play hide and seek? Because he would always be spotted in the Sun King room.
8. What’s Napoleon’s favorite part of the chicken? The bone-a-part.
9. How did the Roman emperors cut their pizza? With Caesars.
10. Why couldn’t King George III write his autobiography? Because he lost the colonies.
11. What’s a knight’s favorite fish? Swordfish, for its excellent jousting capabilities.
12. If Cleopatra was alive today, what would be her favorite TV show? Snake by the Nile.
13. What did Empress Catherine the Great say to her subjects? “Rus-sian to conclusions isn’t helping anyone!”
14. Why did the medieval king go to the dentist? To get his crown adjusted.
15. What was Henry VIII’s favorite sport? Diving into marriage.
16. Why did Queen Elizabeth II go to the Mars exhibit? To expand the Commonwealth to the common space.
17. What kind of car does an Egyptian pharaoh drive? A Cairo-practor.
18. Why was the Byzantine emperor always late? Because of the Constant-inople traffic.
19. What would you call Ivan the Terrible on a good day? Ivan the Somewhat Acceptable.
20. Did you hear about the first French fry? It wasn’t cooked in France but in Greece, by Alexander the Great Chef.




So, we’ve journeyed through a realm of royal giggles, proving that even in the loftiest towers, laughter echoes loud and clear. Remember, laughter is the crown that fits everyone’s head perfectly. Keep spreading those smiles, royal jesters!