167 October Puns That Are Spooktacularly Funny

October is the perfect time to carve out some fun with puns that celebrate the spirit of the season. With a chill in the air and leaves underfoot, it’s no wonder we fall for wordplay that’s as crisp as the autumn weather.

Whether you’re ghosting around or just here for the boos, October puns are a gourd way to keep the vibe light. So, let’s leaf the seriousness behind and jump into a pumpkin patch of playful language.

The Best Skeleton Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to dance with!
2. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
3. Why did the skeleton start a fight? He had a bone to pick.
4. How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. What did the skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!
7. Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? They’re lumbarjacks!
8. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
9. Why did the skeleton climb up the mountain? To get some spine-tingling views.
10. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
11. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
12. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
13. Why do skeletons hate the winter? The cold goes right through them.
14. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!
15. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
16. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
17. Why are skeletons so good at lie detecting? They can see right through you.
18. Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow too long? He was a numbskull.
19. How do skeletons know when it’s going to rain? They can feel it in their bones!
20. Why don’t skeletons like fast food? Because they can’t digest it!
21. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!

Witch Puns That Will Have You Cackling With Glee

1. 1. I met a witch who only uses herbs in her magic because she’s very thyme-sensitive.
2. 2. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
3. 3. Have you heard about the witch who won an award? She had the best hex-appeal.
4. 4. I knew a witch who started a bakery. She makes the most magical pumpkin pie, it’s spell-binding!
5. 5. Did you know witches stay in shape by playing quidditch? It really sweeps them off their feet.
6. 6. Why was the witch so good at school? She was excellent at spelling.
7. 7. Witches don’t like to fly in the rain. It dampens their spirits and their spells.
8. 8. I asked a witch if she could make me look younger, she said, “Sorry, I don’t mess with time. It’s a witch-watch situation.”
9. 9. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
10. 10. Why did the witch start a gardening service? She had a green thumb and a love for hex-perimenting with plants.
11. 11. How do young witches text each other? With spell-check.
12. 12. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
13. 13. Why couldn’t the witch have children? Because her husband had a hollow-weenie.
14. 14. Do you know how witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.
15. 15. Why did the witch stay in a hotel? She needed a break from all the broom and board at home.
16. 16. What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service.
17. 17. Have you heard about the fitness fanatic witch? She’s all about that witchcraft and wizardry.
18. 18. Why do witches make terrible baseball players? Because they always fly out at bat.
19. 19. What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
20. 20. Did you hear about the witch who could only tell the truth? She was brutally spell-cer.
21. 21. What do you call a witch’s puppy? A broom dog.
22. 22. Why did the witch go to therapy? To improve her self-hex-esteem.
23. 23. What makes a witch itch? A witch tick.

IV. Ghostly Giggles: Spooky Specter Puns for Laughs

1. Don’t let the ghosts go on a diet, they’re already so ghoul-ossly thin!
2. I’m friends with a ghost, but he’s not much for boo-zing.
3. Why don’t ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits!
4. Ghosts make the best comedians because they’re always dead funny.
5. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
6. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat? A scary-purry!
7. Ghosts love elevators because they lift their spirits.
8. Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because they are too transparent!
9. I met a ghost with a broken leg. He had a castper.
10. Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side!
11. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
12. Why did the ghost start a band? Because he had a lot of soul.
13. Why do ghosts love to ride elevators? It raises their spirits.
14. What do you call a cleaning ghost? A mop poltergeist.
15. Why do ghosts hate the rain? It dampens their spirits!
16. A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of boos.
17. Why are ghosts always covered in chains? Because chain-smoking is deadly!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
19. Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with!
20. What do you call a ghost’s mistake? A boo-boo.
21. If you’re ever in a race with a ghost, you better run like there’s no tomorrow – because for them, there isn’t!
22. How do you make a ghost stew? Keep him waiting for hours!

Pumpkin Puns to Spice Up Your Halloween

Get ready to carve out some good times with these gourd-geously funny pumpkin puns! Whether you’re looking to squash the competition at a pun-off or just want to share a laugh with friends, these puns are sure to be the pick of the patch.

1. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
2. Orange you pumped for Halloween?
3. This Halloween, I’m going as a pumpkin. I’ll be looking gourd-geous!
4. I’m hollow inside… said every pumpkin ever.
5. Keep calm and pumpkin on.
6. Carve out some fun this Halloween!
7. Feeling seedy after all that pumpkin carving.
8. You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
9. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
10. A pumpkin’s life is always gourd.
11. Oh my gourdness, it’s Halloween!
12. Squash goals.
13. I only have pies for you, pumpkin.
14. Smashing pumpkins into jack-o’-lanterns.
15. How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
16. Make like a pumpkin and roll out!
17. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
18. Pumpkin carving is such a gourd time.
19. That jack-o’-lantern is lit!
20. Go big or gourd home.
21. When pumpkins try to diet, they become hollow-weenies.
22. Life’s gourd and then you pie.
23. I’m all about that pumpkin spice life.
24. It’s time to pumpkin-spice things up!

Spine-Tingling Spider Puns for Arachnophiles

1. Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web-site.
2. What do you call an undercover spider? A spy-der.
3. Why are spiders great at baseball? Because they know how to catch flies!
4. What kind of doctor is a spider? A spin doctor.
5. Why did the spider join the orchestra? Because he had great web-sight.
6. What do spiders eat in Paris? French flies.
7. Why don’t spiders get stuck in their own webs? They know the best web-surfing tricks.
8. What do you call a spider with a flair for making money? An entrepre-neur.
9. How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
10. Why was the spider a good web designer? He always had great sites up his sleeve.
11. What is a spider’s favorite activity? Weaving around.
12. Why do spiders make great judges? They’re great at spinning the web of justice.
13. What did the spider do on the computer? Created a website.
14. What do you call a spider that loves to dance? A jitterbug.
15. Why did the spider start a business? To spin a profit.
16. Why are spiders like tops? They’re always spinning.
17. What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween? “Trick or web!”
18. Why do spiders love computers? They like to surf the web.
19. What do you call a young spider? A web-ling.
20. Why was the spider a good web developer? He was a pro at coding webs.
21. What do you call a spider that can dance, sing, and act? A web of talent.

Monster Mash: Hilarious Monster Puns for October

1. Why did the monster go to therapy? Because he had mummy issues!
2. What do you call a monster who loves dance music? The boogieman.
3. How do monsters like their eggs? Terror-fried.
4. Why don’t monsters eat clowns? They taste funny.
5. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? I scream!
6. Why was the monster so good at basketball? Because he always shoots from the ghoul line.
7. What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
8. Why did the monster score a job? He had a killer resume.
9. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
10. Why do monsters never lie? Because they’re too transparent.
11. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
12. What do you call an Irish monster? Paddy O’Furniture.
13. What kind of monster loves to disco? The boogie monster.
14. Why did the monster go into business? He had the capital to start a scare-prise.
15. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean.
16. Why did the monster get a ticket? He was caught speeding in a scare zone.
17. What did the monster say after eating a human? That was a biter-sweet experience.
18. Why did the party goer become friends with the monster? Because he was a real ghoul guy.
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
20. Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? They’re too gassy.
21. How do monsters like their coffee? With scream and sugar.
22. What’s a monster’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.

VIII. Creepy Crawly October Puns That Stick

1. Don’t let the bed bugs tell you spooky stories; they really bug you in your sleep!
2. If you’ve got it, haunt it.
3. Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
4. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
5. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
6. How do monsters like their eggs? Terror-fried.
7. Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.
8. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
9. What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator.
10. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
12. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
13. Why was the broom late? It over swept!
14. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
17. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
18. What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? A count quackula.
19. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
20. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? For hunting without a haunting license.
21. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
22. Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
23. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
24. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.

And there you have it, folks—the spookiest, punniest roundup ever! October puns truly are the backbone of fall fun. So, go ahead and spread some ghastly giggles and bone-rattling laughs. Happy Haunting!