177 November Puns That Will Leave You Thankful

November sweeps in with a crisp breeze, turning our thoughts to cozy nights and the promise of holiday feasts. It’s a month where we’re all *falling* for the changing leaves and the excitement of upcoming celebrations. And what better way to add a sprinkle of fun to this season than with a hearty serving of November puns?

From the first leaf drop to the last slice of pumpkin pie, let’s make every moment count with laughter. After all, a little November pun can go a long way in making this month feel even more magical and memorable. So, let’s not leaf anyone out of the fun!

Gobble Up These Thanksgiving Puns

1. Let’s talk turkey: it’s not a bird of few words!
2. Feast your eyes on this: I’m stuffed, just like the turkey!
3. Gravy train? More like, I’m on the gravy boat this Thanksgiving.
4. I’m all about that baste, no trouble.
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
6. Keep calm and gobble on.
7. This stuffing is the best thing since sliced bread.
8. Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey.
9. Can’t decide if I’m more stuffed or if the turkey is.
10. Whispering to pies: “You’re my cutie-pie.”
11. Yam not going to lie; these sweet potatoes are divine.
12. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
13. Rolling into Thanksgiving dinner like a butterball.
14. Time to turnip the festivities!
15. Don’t worry, be cranberry.
16. Leftovers are for quitters.
17. Feeling grateful and a little bit plateful.
18. Everything I do, I do it for the gravy.
19. Sorry, I’m currently pre-occupied with pie.
20. I only have pies for you.
21. Feeling saucy today, must be the cranberry sauce.
22. Who needs a therapist when you’ve got pumpkin pie?
23. Let’s get bready to crumble!

Falling for November: Leaf and Autumn Jokes

1. Why did the tree worry it wouldn’t get a date for autumn? It felt pretty leafed out.
2. Did you hear about the tree who was a math whiz? It could always find its root.
3. What did one leaf say to another about autumn? “I’m falling for you.”
4. Why do leaves hate moving in autumn? They can’t stand being packed into boxes, they’re too used to sprawling out over a branch.
5. How do leaves get from place to place? They autumn-mobile.
6. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
7. Why are trees so carefree and easygoing? Because in autumn, they let everything go.
8. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Timber.
9. How does a tree cut its hair? Eclipse it.
10. Why don’t trees like going back to school in autumn? Because they’re afraid of poplar-ity contests.
11. What do you call an adventurous tree in autumn? A trail blazer.
12. Why was the tree stumped? It couldn’t leaf through its family tree.
13. What did the little tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
14. What’s the best part about autumn? Watching the trees shake their booty.
15. Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped by the questions.
16. What did the leaf say after it stopped raining? “This is re-leafing.”
17. Why do trees always know the latest gossip? They’re always rustling up some news.
18. What do you call an old leaf? A fossil.
19. Why was the autumn tree so confident? It knew it would re-leaf its glory days.
20. What’s a tree’s favorite beverage? Root beer.
21. Why do leaves go to the doctor? For an autumnal checkup.
22. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

Cozy Up with These Warm November Puns

When the days get shorter and the nights colder, there’s nothing better than warming up with a good laugh. So, grab a hot drink, snuggle into your favorite sweater, and get ready for some of the coziest November puns that will light up your day like a fireplace!

1. Let’s spice things up – it’s time to pumpkin spice everything, even our jokes!
2. November is unbe-leaf-able, especially when you’re wrapped up in laughs.
3. I’m already falling for these puns, and November has just started!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field… of puns!
5. Feeling gourd – that’s what a good November pun does to you.
6. November tells us to chill out and enjoy the laughter.
7. I autumn know better than to start with these puns, but I can’t help it!
8. Keep calm and sweater on – it’s pun season!
9. This weather is unbe-leaf-able, perfect for staying in and cracking up some puns.
10. Don’t leaf me hanging, share a November pun!
11. November brings the harvest, but I’m just here to harvest some smiles.
12. When November rolls in, you know it’s time for the season of puns.
13. Wrap up warm and get ready for a blizzard of puns.
14. Sweater weather is better with puns that make you feel light as a feather.
15. These puns are the perfect brew for a cozy November night.
16. Let’s not fall into despair; November’s puns are here to lift our spirits!
17. November may be cold, but these puns are heartwarming.
18. Got a case of the November chills? These puns will warm you right up!
19. November’s motto: Leaf me and my puns alone!
20. When November gets too cold, a good pun can be your blanket.
21. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about with these puns!
22. I’m so thankful for November puns; they’re the stuffing of life!
23. Don’t be a turkey – gobble up these cozy November puns.
24. November: the month where every leaf is a flower, and every pun is a cornucopia of laughter.
25. Remember, November is the only month where it’s acceptable to stuff your face with food and puns!

Feast Your Eyes on These Food-Related Puns

Get ready to fill your plate and your heart with a bounty of food-related puns that are sure to add a dash of humor to your November:

1. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
2. I’m all about that baste, ’bout that baste, no treble.
3. Oh my gourd, I love Thanksgiving!
4. Let’s get this bread.
5. You’re the apple of my pie.
6. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare; they are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.
7. I yam what I yam.
8. Keep calm and cranberry on.
9. It’s all gravy, baby.
10. Feast mode: activated.
11. Leftovers are for quitters.
12. Whip it good – into mashed potatoes!
13. Roll with it – especially the dinner rolls.
14. Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey.
15. Peas on earth, good will toward men.
16. This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
17. Squash goals.
18. Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
19. A toast to the turkey who gave it all.
20. Eat, drink, and cranberry.
21. May your apples be crisp and your pie crust flaky.
22. Pie love you.
23. Don’t go bacon my heart.

Thankful Thoughts: Expressing Gratitude with Humor

1. I’m so grateful for my legs because they always stand up for me.
2. Let’s give thanks for autocorrect, making our thnaks so much easier to type.
3. Thankful for my fingers, I can always count on them.
4. I’d like to express my gratitude to my alarm clock, for making sure I wake up on time to see all my blessings.
5. Grateful for my bed; it’s always got my back.
6. Thank you, coffee, for bean my daily grind companion.
7. I’m thankful for the fridge, it’s always chill and full of support.
8. Grateful for puzzles, they really keep me pieced together.
9. Thanks to the internet, for keeping me connected to what matters.
10. Thankful for my shoes, they always keep me grounded.
11. Gratitude for my glasses, for making everything clear.
12. I’m grateful for the stars, they always light up my night.
13. Thankful for jokes, they make my belly full without calories.
14. Grateful for my heart, it never skips a beat in showing love.
15. I appreciate my watch, it reminds me to cherish every moment.
16. Thanks to my hair, for letting me have a few strands of wisdom.
17. Grateful for silence, it speaks volumes.
18. Thankful for my books, they never shut me out.
19. I’m grateful for laughter, it’s the best medicine and it’s tax-free!
20. Thanks to my mistakes, they’ve been great stepping stones.
21. Grateful for my phone, for keeping me app-y.
22. Thank you, yoga, for keeping me flexible in body and mind.

November Nights: Puns for the Early Winter Chill

1. 1. I’m not a fan of winter; it’s just not my ‘cup of tea.
2. 2. November is so cool, it’s practically ice-solating!
3. 3. Why did November catch a cold? It couldn’t stop falling!
4. 4. When winter arrives, I guess you could say it’s snow laughing matter.
5. 5. Remember to dress in layers; November can be quite the chill-enge!
6. 6. If November was a movie, it would be “Frozen” without the musical numbers.
7. 7. Stay cozy; remember, in November, warmth is a relative term.
8. 8. November’s chill really bites, doesn’t it? But don’t worry, it’s only frost-bite sized!
9. 9. Why do November nights feel so long? Because they’re in no hurry to warm up!
10. 10. What’s a snowman’s favorite November activity? Chillin’ out.
11. 11. If you’re feeling cold in November, just go stand in the corner; they’re usually around 90 degrees.
12. 12. Winter said to November, “I’m coming for you,” and November replied, “Icy what you did there.”
13. 13. “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my ice,” said November mornings.
14. 14. When the temperature drops, November’s leaves aren’t the only things falling!
15. 15. Why did the November night go to therapy? Because it had too many ‘chill’ issues.
16. 16. November told December, “You might have the holidays, but I have the best ‘brrr’ moments.”
17. 17. How do you know November is here? The air starts to whisper ‘cool’ stories.
18. 18. The best way to approach November? With warm socks and even warmer puns!
19. 19. When November rolls in, it’s time to sweater up your life!
20. 20. Keep calm and carry on; November’s chill is just Mother Nature’s way of hugging you tighter!
21. 21. If November had a motto, it would be “Chill out and find your cozy.”

Wrapping Up November with a Bow of Laughter

• 1. November really leaves its mark, doesn’t it?
• 2. I’m so grateful I can’t even be-leaf it!
• 3. Talk turkey to me, it’s about time we had a feast of fun.
• 4. This month has been unbe-leaf-ably punny!
• 5. Keep calm and gobble on!
• 6. I’m stuffed with happiness this November.
• 7. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
• 8. I’m falling for these November vibes.
• 9. Let’s not yam around the bush, November’s been great.
• 10. Orange you glad it’s November?
• 11. Pie love spending November with you.
• 12. I’m pecan at all these November puns.
• 13. You’re the apple of my pie this November.
• 14. Let’s cranberry-leap into December with a smile.
• 15. Feast your eyes, it’s pun season!
• 16. Sweater weather is better together.
• 17. Let’s spice things up this November!
• 18. A cornucopia of puns is how I roll.
• 19. November: When the leaves are falling and my puns are calling.
• 20. Don’t leaf me hanging, share a pun!
• 21. I’m thankful for puns, they’re a-maize-ing!
• 22. Let’s wrap up November with a bow and lots of laughter.

As we wrap up November, let’s carry the laughter and joy forward. Remember, every leaf and turkey joke is a chance to share a smile. Here’s to embracing all the pun fun November offers. Keep spreading that cheer!