179 Cyclist Puns That Will Pedal You to Laughter

Ever wonder why cyclist puns are wheelie fun? There’s something about a good bike joke that just gears us up for a great time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just getting your wheels spinning, a well-timed pun can break the ice and get everyone in a good mood.

**They say laughter is the best medicine,** and when it comes to cycling, this couldn’t be truer. Sharing a chuckle over a clever pun can make those uphill climbs feel a bit shorter and the long rides a lot more enjoyable. So, let’s saddle up and dive into the world of cyclist humor!

Gear Up for Laughter: Top Cycling Puns for Bike Lovers

1. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re two-tired!
2. I’m reading a book on the history of bicycles. It’s a really gripping tale!
3. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts? Cycleangelo!
4. Why do bicycles fall over in winter? Because it’s ice-spoked!
5. I had a wheelie good time cycling today.
6. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went around biting people? It was a vicious cycle.
7. Why was the bicycle so happy? It finally got in gear!
8. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate of soda!
9. You can’t lose with bicycles. They’re always two-wheelin’.
10. Why are bank tellers not good at cycling? They always lose their balance.
11. Where do bicycles sleep? In their bed spokes!
12. What’s a bicycle’s favorite music genre? Cycle-dellic rock.
13. Cycling is a wheely spoke-tacular sport!
14. Why did the scarecrow become a cyclist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. Why do bicycles make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of the gear!
16. How do bicycles stay warm in winter? By bundling up in spoke coats!
17. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to a party? It was too tired to stand.
18. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too much baggage!
19. I only ride bicycles periodically. I guess you could call me a cyclical cyclist.
20. What’s a ghost’s favorite cycling gear? Spooked!
21. Why did the tomato turn red while riding the bicycle? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. My bicycle never gets lonely because it has a cycle of friends.
23. If bicycles could talk, they would say they wheelie love going for rides.
24. Why did the bicycle decline the job offer? It didn’t want to be spokes-person.

Pedal Power: Hilarious Puns to Share on Your Next Ride

1. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired!
2. Our bike trip really spoke to me.
3. Don’t worry, I wheelie love cycling with you!
4. Life is a cycle, just keep pedaling.
5. I’m feeling wheely good about this ride.
6. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike and that’s pretty close.
7. Are we wheel friends or just cycle-paths?
8. This bike ride is uplifting, it’s really raising the bar!
9. I’m not a wheelie big fan of hills, to be honest.
10. Let’s shift gears and have a more uplifting conversation!
11. I’m only in it for the long haul if there are cyclepaths involved.
12. Without my bike, I’d just be two-tired to function.
13. Did you hear about the bicycle that couldn’t stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
14. Chains, gears, and wheels – Oh my! The wizard of cyc-ology.
15. Biking is a wheely spoke-tacular way to travel.
16. Follow your dreams, even if they’re down a steep hill.
17. Keep calm and pedal on.
18. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the ride. But a cycle-friendly café at the end doesn’t hurt.
19. Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride, except maybe making puns about it.
20. Remember, life is more fun when you’re a happy-cyclist.
21. I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
22. Gravity is a myth; the Earth sucks…unless you’re cycling.
23. I brake for coffee breaks.
24. Let’s keep moving – no time for brake-ups.
25. Some call it adventure, I call it life on two wheels.

Two-Wheeler Wit: Making Your Cycling Group Laugh

1. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
2. I told my bike we were going on a trip, and it spoke to me.
3. Never trust a bike leaning against a tree, it’s too shady.
4. My bike is always tired but never sleeps, talk about a cycle-path.
5. I had a wheelie good time biking today.
6. Bikes are the perfect therapists; they wheelie listen to you.
7. Why did the bicycle go to the party? Because it was two-tired of being alone!
8. I wanted to learn how to ride a bike, so I took it for a spin.
9. Biking uphill is a wheely big challenge.
10. My bike wanted a break, but I told it it could only stop when it’s tired.
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity cycling, it’s impossible to put down.
12. My bike’s GPS is broken, now it’s lost its bearings.
13. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to college? It took the “cycle”ogy course.
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
15. Why do bicycles hate winter? Because they can’t handle the ice-cycles.
16. Bicycles can’t stand on their own because they are two-tired.
17. Ever tried cycling on a plant? It’s a wheel vine adventure.
18. Why was the bicycle always in trouble? It couldn’t handlebar its behavior.
19. Why did the tomato turn red while biking? Because it saw the salad dressing on its bike seat.
20. I tried to make my bike lighter, but I just couldn’t handlebar the changes.
21. Every time I see a bike, it re-cycles my smile.
22. Why don’t bikes like jogging? They get wheely tired of running in circles.
23. Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle? It needed more support.

Ride and Roar: Funny Cycling Sayings for Every Occasion

Whether you’re gearing up for a long ride or just cruising around the block, these cycling sayings are sure to bring a smile to your face and add a bit of humor to your pedal-powered adventures.

1. “I’m two-tired to argue.”
2. “Life is a beautiful ride, especially on a bike.”
3. “This bike is my car-bohydrate.”
4. “I wheelie love cycling.”
5. “Shift happens, especially on hills.”
6. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike, and that’s pretty close.”
7. “I like to ride bicycles to stay in cycle-sync with nature.”
8. “Always be yourself, unless you can be a cyclist. Then, always be a cyclist.”
9. “I’m on a roll.”
10. “Biking is not just a hobby, it’s a post-cycling activity.”
11. “I brake for coffee.”
12. “Follow your heart, but take your bike with you.”
13. “My bike’s GPS is just ‘Go Pedal Somewhere’.”
14. “Cycling is like a wheelie good therapy session.”
15. “The road to success is uphill, unless you’re cycling down.”
16. “Don’t worry, be cycle-happy.”
17. “In the race of life, I choose the bicycle lane.”
18. “You can’t be sad while riding a bicycle.”
19. “My workout routine? I hit the cycle gym.”
20. “Let’s crank it up a notch.”
21. “My kind of traffic jam is being stuck behind a parade of bicycles.”
22. “Saddle up for a good time.”
23. “Cyclists have a way of speaking that’s truly wheel-y unique.”
24. “No gas, no traffic, just pedal power.”

Remember, every ride is an opportunity for a new joke or a punny observation. Keep pedaling and keep laughing!

VI. Spoke-tacular Humor: Puns That Will Have You Spinning

1. Why was the bicycle always tired? Because it was two-tired!
2. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts? Cycleangelo.
3. I have a friend who’s a cyclist. He’s quite wheel-rounded.
4. Did you hear about the bicycle who took up a job? It wanted to make a living on the cycle-path.
5. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They are two-tired.
6. I told my bike about my emotional problems, and it said, “I spokes to soon.”
7. Why do bicycles fall over in winter? Because it’s ice-cycle.
8. My bike has a strange illness. It’s suffering from a bout of cycle-schizophrenia.
9. Ever tried writing a book on bicycles? It’s a re-cycling of content.
10. Why was the bike always happy? Because it had good pedal-estal values.
11. I don’t always tell bike jokes, but when I do, they’re wheelie funny.
12. Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? To deal with its cycle-logical issues.
13. My bike refuses to nap. It’s not a fan of cycle-siestas.
14. Why did the bicycle decline the dinner offer? It was already two-tired to go out.
15. What do you call a cycling ghost? A spooked cyclist.
16. I wanted to tell a pun about a punctured wheel, but it fell flat.
17. What’s a bike’s favorite type of music? It’s all about that pedal metal!
18. Why did the bicycle get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field, spinning new ideas!
19. What do you call a motivational cyclist speaker? A pedagogue.
20. Did you hear about the adventurous bicycle? It went off the beaten track.
21. Why did the bicycle refuse to leave the house? It had a chain-ging fear.
22. Why was the bicycle always misunderstood? Because it just couldn’t handle-bar the criticism.

VII. The Cycle of Laughs: Endless Fun with Bike Jokes

1. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? They’re two-tired!
2. I don’t have a stationary bike, mine’s a write-off!
3. My bike struggles with steep hills – it’s two-tired to make it.
4. Trying to catch that bike thief? You might be pedaling in circles.
5. Why was the bicycle always sleepy? It was two-tired.
6. Bicycles can’t stand on their own because they are two-tired.
7. What do you call an artistic bicycle? A spoke-person for street art.
8. I wanted to learn how to ride a bike, so I just took it for a spin.
9. Fixing a broken bike chain is a riveting experience.
10. Never trust a bike that leans against walls. It’s two-tired to stand up for itself.
11. My bike fell apart. It was a wheely bad situation.
12. Why don’t bicycles like racing against motorcycles? They get exhausted.
13. If you want to make your bike stand out, give it a brake.
14. Bikes in the park are always up to something shady.
15. What do you get when you cross a bike and a flower? Bicycle petals!
16. You know you’re a cyclist when you have more bike outfits than work outfits.
17. Why are bank tellers not good cyclists? They lose interest after the first cycle.
18. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to college? It took all the cycle-ology courses.
19. Learning to ride a bike is a wheely big deal.
20. Why did the bike go to the therapist? It had too many cycle-logical problems.
21. My bike’s GPS is so bad, it keeps leading me down a rocky road.
22. Why do bicycles fall over in winter? Because they’re ice-cold and two-tired.

Share the Road and the Chuckles: Social Media-Ready Cyclist Puns

1. Why don’t bikes stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
2. Our bike gang’s motto? Pedal as fast as you can; it’s wheelie good for your health!
3. I told my bike about my emotional problems, and it said it spokes to me.
4. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to college? It was two-tired to continue.
5. I wanted to tell a bike joke, but I couldn’t handlebar the puns.
6. Bicycles can’t stand on their own because they are two-tired.
7. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything… except my bike, that’s 100% steel!
8. Why was the bicycle always sleepy? It was two-tired.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
10. Have you heard about the new restaurant on wheels? They serve great food, but the parking is a cycle-path.
11. Trying to get in shape? Cycle! It’s a vicious cycle that actually works!
12. What do you call an artistic bike? A spokeperson for the arts.
13. Why do bicycles fall in love? Because they’re two-tired of being single!
14. If you give a bike a bell, it’ll ring for a lifetime. It’s the cycle of life!
15. Why was the bike always running late? It kept getting caught in the cycle of procrastination!
16. What’s a bike’s favorite music genre? Rock and roll, because it’s how they roll!
17. Why did the cyclist get a ticket? He broke the speed limit and couldn’t handle the fine!
18. Why are bank tellers not allowed to cycle to work? They always lose their balance.
19. Why do bicycles make terrible comedians? They can’t stand up on their own!
20. What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation? A scare-cycle!
21. Why are bicycles great journalists? Because they always have the latest scoops and spokespeople!
22. Why did the tomato turn red while cycling? Because it saw the salad dressing on the bike!
23. Why don’t bicycles like jogging? They think it’s wheelie pointless.
24. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many cycle-logical problems!

So, why bring cyclist puns into your rides? Simple – they’re a fantastic way to sprinkle some extra fun on your cycling adventures. After all, nothing beats the joy of sharing a good laugh with fellow riders. Keep pedaling and keep punning!