168 Corn Puns That Are A-Maize-ingly Funny

Ever felt like your jokes might be a bit too corny? Fear not, because you’re about to see why corn puns are the ultimate stalk of comedy. They’re not just for farmers; everyone can appreciate a good husk of humor.

Whether you’re trying to butter someone up or just share a kernel of joy, corn puns have a way of popping laughter into the air. Get ready to be a-maize-d by how punny they can be!

1. Why don’t secrets work in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
2. I told a corn joke and it was so bad, it made the kernels pop with anger!
3. Did you hear about the corn stalk that became a detective? He was a-maize-ing at solving grainy mysteries.
4. Why was the corn such a good listener? Because it was all ears!
5. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Don’t think too hard!
6. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
7. I asked the corn if it was stalking me… it said, “No, but I’m all ears!”
8. What do you call an excited piece of corn? Pop corn!
9. Why was the corn cob always in trouble? Because it couldn’t keep its husk shut.
10. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?!” Nope, this one’s not about corn, just seeing if you’re paying attention.
11. What’s a corn’s favorite music? Pop rock!
12. Have you heard about the corn that joined the army? It became a kernel.
13. Why don’t corn secrets ever stay hidden? Because they always pop up!
14. What do you call corn that joins the Mafia? Corn-nections you can’t refuse.
15. Why is corn such a good storyteller? Because it’s full of kernels of truth!
16. What did one ear of corn say to the other? “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being stalked.”
17. Did you hear about the corn comedian? He was a bit too corny for my taste.
18. What do you get when you cross corn with a cow? Corned beef!
19. Why did the corn go to jail? Because it was caught stalking.
20. What’s a corn’s favorite game? Kernel Command!
21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. Oh wait, wrong vegetable!

Corny Love Puns That’ll Make Your Heart Pop

1. I’m ear for you, in husk and cob.
2. You’re a-maize-ing, and that’s no corn-flation.
3. Let’s never split; we’re two peas in a cob.
4. You make my heart pop, no butter needed.
5. Our love is like a cob – full of potential kernels!
6. I’m totally ear-resistible when I’m with you.
7. You must be popcorn, because you make my heart burst.
8. Are you corn? Because I find you a-maize-ingly sweet.
9. I love you from my head tomatoes, through every kernel in between.
10. Our love is un-corn-ditional.
11. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, but as a grain? Definitely corn.
12. You’re the only one I’d share my popcorn bucket with.
13. Just like corn, you have an ear for my woes and a kernel for my heart.
14. Our love could make even the stalest popcorn pop.
15. I tried to write a song about corn, but it was too corny. So I’ll just say I love you instead.
16. Let’s stick together like kernels on a cob.
17. Being with you is like finding the perfect ear of corn at the harvest – utterly satisfying.
18. You’re the kernel to my cob, the butter to my popcorn.
19. You stole my heart, but let’s not call it corn-thievery.
20. I would pick you out of a field of corn, every single time.
21. If love was corn, I’d be a farmer just to grow us forever.
22. My love for you pops bigger than the biggest popcorn kernel.
23. You make every day feel like a carnival, minus the corn dogs.
24. You must be made of corn, because every moment with you is golden.

Kernel of Laughter: Corn Puns for Kids

1. Why did the corn join the band? Because it had great pop music.
2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
3. What do you call an ear of corn that’s a knight? Sir Pop-a-lot.
4. Why did the corn get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.
5. What kind of jokes do corn tell? Corny ones!
6. Why don’t corn secrets ever stay hidden? Because they always come out in the popcorn.
7. What did one ear of corn say to the other? “Don’t you think we’re a-maize-ing together?”
8. Why was the corn such a good listener? Because it was all ears.
9. How do corn greet each other? “Amaize to meet you!”
10. What’s a corn’s favorite music? Pop!
11. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing and the corn ear husking.
12. What’s a corn’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Kernel Islands.
13. Why was the corn always in trouble? It was being too ear-resistible.
14. How does a corn start its prayer? “A-maize-ing grace…”
15. What did the farmer say to the corn that wouldn’t cooperate? “I’m all ears, what’s the problem?”
16. What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel Corn.
17. Why did the corn stalks hold a meeting? To talk about the pop-ulation.
18. What’s a corn’s favorite game? Ear-tag.
19. Why did the corn refuse to help with the homework? Because it thought it was a-maize-ing at math.
20. What do you call a corn cob that practices law? A legal tender.

Shucking Funny: Corn Puns for Adults

1. Don’t be a husk, join the popcorn party.
2. That joke was a-maize-ingly corny, even for you.
3. Feeling corn-fused? Let’s butter you up with a joke.
4. Just stalk it out, you’ll find the humor.
5. Ear we go again with another corn pun.
6. Keep your ears peeled, more corn jokes are popping up.
7. That’s cob-nonsense, but I love it!
8. Don’t be so ear-ritable, it’s just a pun!
9. You’re shucking unbelievable when it comes to jokes!
10. This might be corny, but you’re a-maize-ing.
11. Let’s get to the kernel of the issue: we need more corn puns.
12. That joke was a bit too corn-y for my taste.
13. You’ve got to be corn-kidding me with that pun.
14. I’m all ears if you’ve got more jokes.
15. These corn puns are a-maize-ingly funny.
16. Stop husking around, you’re gonna make me pop!
17. I’m all cob-smacked by your humor.
18. Don’t let your jokes get too corny, or they’ll be a-maize-ingly bad.
19. It’s ear-resistible how much I love these corn puns.
20. Let’s not stalk too much about corn, but it’s hard not to.
21. That was corn-lightful, tell me another!



VI. Ear-resistible Corn Jokes and One-liners

1. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm? Because the corn has ears!
2. I’m all ears, said the corn when it grew up.
3. What’s a corn’s favorite music? Pop!
4. Why was the corn stalk so happy? Because it was all ears!
5. What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? “Where’s popcorn?
6. Why did the corn get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
7. What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel!
8. How do corn fields keep up with the news? They read the husk-paper.
9. Why don’t corn secrets ever stay secret? Too many ears around!
10. What do you call an excited piece of corn? Corn-fetti!
11. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the corn stalk!
12. What did the corn say when it was complimented? “Aw, shucks!”
13. Why did the corn go to jail? Because it was a stalker.
14. What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Ear-th Day!
15. How do you make corn laugh? Tell it a kernel joke.
16. What did one ear of corn say to the other? “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being stalked!”
17. Why did the corn start an argument? It had a cob to pick.
18. What’s a corn’s favorite place to go on vacation? The ear-ibbean!
19. Why are corn jokes always so funny? Because they’re a-maize-ing!
20. What do you call a corn’s best friend? A ear-buddy!




VII. Harvesting Happiness: Corny Wordplay and Puns

1. Don’t be corn-fused, these jokes are a-maize-ing!
2. I tried to come up with a corn joke, but it was too corny.
3. I’m all ears when it comes to corn puns!
4. Let’s cob-ble together some corn jokes!
5. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, but as a grain, you’re a-maize-ing!
6. You’re so corny, you must be a cereal entertainer.
7. Corny jokes are a bit ear-regular around here.
8. I’m stalking you because you’re so corny.
9. These corn jokes are so funny, I’m husk laughing.
10. Why did the corn get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
11. Feeling corny? Let’s pop some jokes!
12. You shouldn’t tell secrets in a cornfield. Too many ears around!
13. This might sound corny, but you’re a-maize-ing to me.
14. Did you hear about the corn’s best friend? It was an ear-resistible kernel!
15. Let’s give them something to stalk about with these corn puns.
16. Our friendship is corny, but it’s a-maize-ing.
17. Don’t be so ear-ritable, enjoy the corn puns!
18. Why was the corn so good at his job? Because he was a corn-erstone of the team!
19. When it comes to corn puns, I’m all ears!
20. I’d tell you a corn joke, but you might find it too a-maize-ing to handle!
21. Keep calm and corn on with these jokes.
22. Why did the corn start a podcast? Because it wanted to be ear-d!
23. Let’s get poppin’ with these a-maize-ing puns!
24. You’re the only one I’d share my popcorn with—that’s saying a lot!




VIII. How to Create Your Own Corn Puns

1. Let’s get poppin’ with some ideas, shall we?
2. Don’t be corn-fused, it’s easier than it looks!
3. First, cobble together a few corn-related words.
4. Next, stalk through the dictionary for some inspiration.
5. Always keep an ear out for new ideas.
6. Remember, a good pun is all about the kernel of truth.
7. Try to be a-maize-ing, but it’s ok to be a little corny.
8. Shuck off any doubts you have about your puns.
9. If you’re stuck, just think about corn fields; they’re ear-resistible sources of inspiration.
10. Don’t be afraid to be a bit husky with your voice when telling them.
11. Consider the corn’s lifecycle for a fresh angle on your puns.
12. Butter up your audience first, then deliver your pun.
13. If your first attempt isn’t great, just plow ahead and try another.
14. Keep your puns popping until you find the sweet spot.
15. Remember, every corn pun has its silks and tassels; it’s all about how you husk it.
16. Try to farm out your pun-making to friends for more ideas.
17. Join a corny pun forum or group for kernel-exchanging with others.
18. Watch corny movies or shows to get in the right ear-set.
19. Imagine you’re a comedian on the cob, and it’s showtime.
20. Mix in some corn facts for that extra pop of credibility.
21. Always aim to be the cream of the crop with your puns.
22. If all else fails, just add “that’s a-maize-ing” at the end.
23. Finally, let your puns germinate overnight; they might grow on you.




Dive into the world of corn puns where each joke is a kernel of comedy gold. Whether you’re husking around or simply need a laugh, these corn puns are guaranteed to be a-maize-ing.