168 Autumn Puns That Will Leaf You Laughing

As the leaves turn and the air gets crisp, it’s the perfect time to sprinkle some laughter into the mix with autumn puns. There’s something about the season that invites us to be a little corny and embrace the whimsical side of life.

So, let’s fall into a world where every leaf and pumpkin brings a smile. Who knew that autumn could be so pun-derful? Get ready to add an extra layer of joy to your season with a harvest of chuckles.

Un-be-leaf-able Puns to Start the Autumn Right

1. Don’t leaf me hanging, tell me another autumn joke!
2. I’m falling for you harder than the leaves in autumn.
3. This weather is un-be-leaf-able, isn’t it?
4. Leaf it to me to bring the best autumn puns.
5. You autumn know, I love this season the most.
6. Orange you glad it’s finally fall?
7. If money grew on trees, we’d all be raking it in this season.
8. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
9. I’m absolutely acorn-y person in autumn.
10. These fall puns are unbe-leaf-ably corny.
11. Autumn leaves are falling, and my jokes are calling.
12. Keep calm and leaf through autumn.
13. Hope you’re ready to fall back into laughter.
14. Squash any sadness with these autumn puns.
15. Don’t go baking my heart, I couldn’t if I fried – especially with all these autumn pies.
16. Hay there, ready for some fall fun?
17. Are you oak-ay? Yes, I’m pine, thanks for aspen!
18. This season, let’s pumpkin-spice things up a bit.
19. It’s time to turnip the fun this fall.
20. Autumn is here, now watch me whip, watch me leaf-leaf.
21. Let’s get to the root of these autumn puns.
22. When autumn leaves start falling, puns start calling.
23. I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers and puns.
24. Leaf me alone, I’m busy soaking up the fall beauty.
25. Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go, like bad puns.

Harvesting Happiness: Puns that Celebrate Fall’s Bounty

1. Let’s “squash” our problems and be grateful for the harvest!
2. Don’t leaf me hanging, let’s cider away our worries!
3. Orange you pumped for fall? It’s unbe-leaf-able!
4. This weather is “corn“-ucopia of opportunities for puns!
5. Feel the “beet”, autumn is here!
6. I’m “root”ing for a bountiful season!
7. “Wheat” a minute, it’s fall already?
8. Hay there, ready to harvest some smiles?
9. Let’s “turnip” the fall spirits and dance!
10. Carving out some fun, one pumpkin at a time!
11. Peas on earth, goodwill to all this autumn.
12. Harvesting love and laughter in every sheaf.
13. It’s thyme to fall in love with autumn all over again.
14. Let’s spice things up with some fall-tastic fun!
15. Fall, the season to be “plum”-p and jolly!
16. “Olive” autumn and its endless pun opportunities!
17. “Raisin” a toast to the harvest!
18. Picking out the best puns for the season, “berry” carefully!
19. “Yam” excited for everything autumn brings!
20. It’s “mint” to be a wonderful season!
21. “Pear”-ing into the beauty of fall with joy and laughter.

Spooky and Spirited: Halloween Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

1. If you’ve got it, haunt it.
2. Ghostly greetings to every-boo-dy!
3. Witch way to the candy?
4. I’m here for the boos.
5. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
6. Let’s have some skele-fun!
7. Mummy of the year award goes to…
8. This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
9. Don’t be a basic witch.
10. Ghouls just wanna have fun.
11. Hey boo-tiful, going my way?
12. Fang-tastic!
13. That’s just witch-ful thinking.
14. Lift your spirits!
15. Too cute to spook.
16. Eat, drink, and be scary.
17. Creep it real this Halloween.
18. Have a spook-tacular night!
19. Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
20. Keep calm and scare on.
21. Ready, set, ghost!
22. No tricks, just treats!
23. Boo-yah!
24. Feeling fa-boo-lous.

Thanksgiving Themed Puns: Grateful for Giggles

1. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about this Thanksgiving!
2. I’m all about that baste, no treble.
3. Feast your eyes on these puns, they’re quite the spread!
4. Oh my gourd, I love Thanksgiving!
5. Gobble till you wobble, then nap till you snap.
6. Happy Thanks-giving back to those in knead!
7. Leftovers are for quitters. Keep calm and gobble on!
8. Keep calm and cranberry on.
9. Pie love you berry much!
10. This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
11. Thanksgiving: A time for counting blessings, not calories.
12. Let’s get this bread, and that turkey, and those potatoes…
13. May your hearts be as full as your plates this Thanksgiving.
14. Whip it good—whipped cream, that is.
15. Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey.
16. It’s leg day for the turkey, but not for me.
17. Roll into Thanksgiving like you own it. Because with those cooking skills, you do.
18. Gravy trains leave from this station 24/7 during Thanksgiving.
19. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
20. Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
21. Thanksgiving: Where you can’t avoid your relatives, but you can avoid your vegetables.
22. May your turkey be plump and your potatoes and gravy have no lumps.
23. Stuffing: Because anything else is just stuff.

VI. Cozy Up with These Warm and Witty Autumn Puns

1. Let’s fall in love with autumn all over again!
2. Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go… like that summer diet.
3. Don’t stop be-leafing in the magic of autumn!
4. Keep calm and stay cozy this fall.
5. If you don’t like fall, you can always leaf!
6. Fall: the only season that will turn over a new leaf for you.
7. Remember, every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.
8. I’m fall-ing for you harder than the autumn leaves.
9. Let’s spice things up this fall—pumpkin spice, to be exact!
10. Sweater weather is better together.
11. Feeling grate-fall for cozy sweaters and crisp air.
12. Autumn leaves and pumpkins please!
13. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When fall gives you leaves, jump in!
14. Orange you glad it’s autumn?
15. Can’t decide if I love fall most for its colors or for its permission to pumpkin spice everything.
16. Fall teaches us how lovely it is to let things go and look pretty doing it.
17. Is it really autumn if you don’t fall into a pile of leaves?
18. Autumn skies and pumpkin pies: the recipe for happiness.
19. Wrap yourself up in a scarf, sip a warm drink, and watch as the world transforms with autumn’s touch.
20. Let’s get lit this fall—pumpkin scented candles, of course!

From the Orchard: Apple and Pumpkin Puns for the Season

1. Apple-y ever after starts with a visit to the orchard.
2. Orange you pumpkin to see me?
3. Don’t be a crab apple, join in on the fun!
4. This might be corny, but I find you a-peeling.
5. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about!
6. I’m all about that apple and spice and everything nice.
7. Feeling gourd-geous, might delete later.
8. Hey there, you’re the apple of my pie!
9. Would you be-leaf I carved that pumpkin myself?
10. Life is gourd when you’re around!
11. I’m just here for the pie-de and joy!
12. Pumpkin spice and everything iced—that’s my motto.
13. Don’t let anyone ever squash your dreams!
14. Our friendship is one in a melon, but let’s not forget the apples and pumpkins!
15. Let’s patch things up like a pumpkin in the field.
16. Carving out some time for my favorite peeps and pumpkins.
17. Keep calm and carve on.
18. You’re the pick of the patch!
19. Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season again?
20. It’s time to turnip the party and squash the boredom.
21. When life gives you apples, make apple cider!
22. I like to spice things up—but only pumpkin spice!
23. Feeling fantastic like a plastic pumpkin on Halloween.
24. Nothing beats a good apple pun to core up some laughter.

VIII. Wrapping Up in Laughter: Winter Is Coming Puns

1. Time to get out the snow boots and step into a flurry of fun!
2. Winter is snow joke, but it’s always ice to meet you.
3. Don’t let the cold weather give you the cold shoulder; embrace the freeze!
4. Remember, every snowflake is a winter tweet from the sky.
5. If you’re not yet ready for winter, it’s snow problem at all!
6. When winter comes knocking, let it in – frost impressions matter!
7. Why did winter win the award? Because it had snow many fans!
8. Is it just me, or is winter the absolute chill-est season?
9. Stay frosty, my friends, winter is on its merry way.
10. Winter’s coming, so let’s ice-scream for joy!
11. Let’s not get too cold feet about the snow, shall we?
12. Winter’s the time when it’s perfectly cool to be a little chilly.
13. Prepare for the snowball effect: winter is just around the corner!
14. Winter: the season when wrapping up warm is snow laughing matter.
15. Brace yourselves, the knitwear is coming.
16. Winter’s approach means it’s time for some ice-capades!
17. Why did the scarecrow love winter? Because it was outstanding in its field, even in the snow!
18. Remember, every icicle is a winter’s way of saying, ‘Hang in there!’
19. When the snow falls, remember to catch your breath and a snowflake or two.
20. Winter may be cold, but our puns are sure to keep you warm.
21. As winter rolls in, let’s make it one to remember – or should I say, one to dis-member, if you’re a snowman!
22. Let’s not flake out on making this winter wonder-ful.
23. Dress warmly, because winter puns are about to chill you to the core!
24. Winter’s coming – let’s make it snow-tacular!

As we wrap up, let’s not forget, autumn’s not just about the beauty—it’s also about the laughs! These puns have hopefully added some extra cheer to your season. Remember, laughter is a leaf that never goes out of season. 🍂😄